Come Join the Army! Your country needs you! We are looking for young and energetic fire starters to join our team. Navy seal youths ready to die on the treadmill.
Requirements:
- You must be Huawei P30 Pro with the detail. See the leaf in the forest
- Your family must be able to trust you with the key to the alcohol – Masterful administrator
- Passive aggressive e-mail style, with experience with phrases such as “as stated in previous e-mail”, “As per our previous conversation” are a necessity – Stern and professional
- Fresh faced accounting or finance graduate who thinks they will be CFO in 3 years necessary. laughs in delusion
- Must be the child asked to read the obituary at funerals. – Isingisi and Jozi Zulu necessary.
- More languages will be better. Pastor references for mtoliki.
- Understands that skill is not Microsoft Word or People’s Person, but rather know the power of an IF statement for calculating the likelihood that your crush saw you like their Instagram post
Four positions available, roles to begin in March. Apply by sending your CV to careers@thepeople.co.za